What movies have not aged well?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why don't people like Nickelback?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

What does it mean to you to live a life that reflects biblical values?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What can melt your heart?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?